November 21, 2009
Playing with your imagination.

Playing with your imagination.

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Another for Mr. G.

Another for Mr. G.

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Personally I think Sharon Stone looks great here but it seems the gutter media didn’t think so and heaped ridicule upon her, as they are always eager to do. People who spend their time criticising others are defining themselves by what they are not.  If they do that most of the time, then are we not entitled to conclude that they themselves must be just an empty space?

Personally I think Sharon Stone looks great here but it seems the gutter media didn’t think so and heaped ridicule upon her, as they are always eager to do.

People who spend their time criticising others are defining themselves by what they are not.  If they do that most of the time, then are we not entitled to conclude that they themselves must be just an empty space?

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November 20, 2009

Bad Sex Award - 2009

The short-list for the bad sex in fiction award of 2009 is here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/nov/19/bad-sex-factor-prize-shortlist

Some of it really is B A D  but it’s funny as well.  Here is an extract:

‘Almost in an instant his desire rises to a level where the pressure to reach a climax stalls and gives way to a sort of sensitive physical alertness, pleased with its own sexual generosity, that gets a kick out of giving her thrill after thrill and postponing his own satisfaction, feeling to see how he can give her more and more pleasure, until she cannot take any more. And so, in complete self-denial – in every sense – with his fingers, now experienced and even inspired, he starts to steer her enjoyment like a ship towards its home port, to the deepest anchorage, right to the core of her pleasure.’

’ … like a ship towards its home port’  -  aye aye Captain!

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Despite the shaky hand he just had to capture the encounter.

Despite the shaky hand he just had to capture the encounter.

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Halle Berry - a beautiful woman.

Halle Berry - a beautiful woman.

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Got to like her smile.

Got to like her smile.

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An interesting brief-case.

An interesting brief-case.

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Another ‘Thank You’ for Mr. G.

Another ‘Thank You’ for Mr. G.

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November 19, 2009
A certain gentleman friend has been very helpful to me over the last few weeks so, amongst other things, I’m going to offer him something of a public thank you over the next few days.  I know his partiality for ladies’ rear quarters only too well, so Mr. G, this is for you.

A certain gentleman friend has been very helpful to me over the last few weeks so, amongst other things, I’m going to offer him something of a public thank you over the next few days.  I know his partiality for ladies’ rear quarters only too well, so Mr. G, this is for you.

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